Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes in Game of Thrones

“Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.”

“Yes. Until my brother killed him. Life is full of these little ironies. My sister married the new king, and my repulsive nephew will be king after him. I must do my part for the honor of my house; wouldn’t you agree? But how? Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. That’s why I read so much, Jon Snow.”
―Tyrion to Jon Snow

“I am not Ned Stark. I understand the way this game is played. Threaten me again, and I will have you thrown into the sea.”
―Tyrion to Varys

Tyrion Lannister: “Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
Jon Snow: “What the hell do you know about being a bastard?”
Tyrion Lannister: “All dwarfs are bastards in their fathers’ eyes.”
— Tyrion and Jon Snow

Tyrion Lannister: “She is no longer yours to torment!”
Joffrey Baratheon: “Everyone is mine to torment! You’d do well to remember that, you little monster!”
Tyrion Lannister: “Oh, I’m a monster? Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies.”
— Tyrion spars with Joffrey.

Tyrion Lannister: “You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.”
Tywin Lannister: “You’re a fool if you think he’s the most powerful man in Westeros.”
Tyrion Lannister: “A treasonous statement; Joffrey is the King.”
Tywin Lannister: “Do you really think a crown gives you power?”
Tyrion Lannister: “No, I think armies give you power. Robb Stark had an army, and you defeated him all the same.”
— Tyrion and Tywin

Tyrion Lannister: “I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!”
Tywin Lannister: “Ser Meryn! Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell!”
Tyrion Lannister: “I will NOT give my life for Joffrey’s murder, and I know I’ll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate! I demand a trial by combat.”
— Tyrion at his trial

“That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.”
―Tyrion Lannister

“I’m here to help. Please don’t eat the help.”
―Tyrion attempts to pacify Viserion and Rhaegal.

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